{"id":287,"date":"2008-10-06T13:47:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T19:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=287"},"modified":"2008-10-08T11:35:22","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T17:35:22","slug":"what-destroys-your-mouth-and-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/06\/what-destroys-your-mouth-and-your-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"What destroys your mouth AND your ass?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Taco Hell’s<\/em> Volcano Taco!<\/p>\n

\"taco.jpg\"(You’ll pay ridding the porcelain bus)<\/p>\n

Taco Smell<\/em> finally found the answer to the ever burning question of “What food could I eat that’s both face melting spicy hot, and can shred your sphincter like a wood chipper?<\/p>\n

At this point lava<\/em>, tree bark<\/em>, and excessive facial trauma<\/em> should be on the menu…
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\nOJ’s Gulity?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No way! This news falls up there with Clay Akin being gay. If you didn’t either A) know OJ was guilty as fuck, or B) Clay Akin was gay…you shouldn’t be allowed to operate a cell phone. In fact, you should<\/em> be in lab testing experiments instead of monkey’s, since monkey’s clearly have much more to offer society. Stuff like wearing “people clothes”, making “fart nosies” with their lips, and covering their eyes when something unexpectedly silly happens to humans…<\/p>\n

\"oj-gulity.jpg\"(His new book “The bitch of Cell Block 7”<\/em> will be out soon)
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\nJason Sadeikis and Fey were debatable!<\/strong><\/p>\n

They did it again, and this was the best yet. Our good friends Jason and Tina are piles of awesomeness. It’s satire at it’s finest when they keep using the actual words of both candidates…<\/p>\n

Enjoy<\/a><\/p>\n

Now go have a week, and cheer on the Chicago White Sox tonight at 4:07pm!
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