{"id":2868,"date":"2010-05-19T10:18:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T16:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2868"},"modified":"2010-05-19T10:19:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T16:19:20","slug":"rand-gets-rich-redneck-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/19\/rand-gets-rich-redneck-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"Rand Gets Rich Redneck Vote!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bravo Kentucky! Rand Paul is your GOP Tea Bagging guy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/rand-paul.jpg\" alt=\"rand-paul.jpg\" height=\"199\" width=\"296\" \/>(Give me your $)<\/p>\n<p>You did it. You fought the system. You elected Ron Paul&#8217;s kid in the primary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;I have a message, a message from the tea party, a message that is loud and clear and does not mince words: We have come to take our government back,&#8221; with his parents and the rest of his family by his side, to roaring supporters&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>All at a <em>posh<\/em> country club in his hometown. Nothing funnier than screaming &#8220;They just want to take your $ and lie. They&#8217;re crooks. We have come to take that back. Now please give $350 in cash to us right now in order beat them gumberment types&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ahhhhh, nothing like good old fashioned irony baby&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nGreasy Gulf<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I have a leak, I shut off the water. But ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. You can&#8217;t do that with OIL. Oil is different. It&#8217;s big $. It&#8217;s sooooo much $, that even loosing all it&#8217;s loosing is still less than pulling the straw, then placing it back in. WTF?!?!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/janet-napalitano.jpg\" alt=\"janet-napalitano.jpg\" \/>(&#8220;I can clamp it by hand&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Pull the straw from the ground, or clamp this shit off morons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Right now the water is greasier than an Italian backyard swimming pool&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bravo Kentucky! Rand Paul is your GOP Tea Bagging guy&#8230; (Give me your $) You did it. You fought the system. You elected Ron Paul&#8217;s kid in the primary&#8230; He said, &#8220;I have a message, a message from the tea party, a message that is loud and clear and does not mince words: We have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}