{"id":2857,"date":"2010-05-15T11:07:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T17:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2010-05-15T11:07:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-15T17:07:15","slug":"which-fart-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/15\/which-fart-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Which Fart Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Silent but deadly? Rear-end Ricochet off a desk chair? A Wet One? Bathtub fart? The Ass Trumpet? Chinese Firecracker fart? The Crowd Crop-duster? A sneezing fart known as the Snart? The barrrrrrrrap butt burp? Taint Stainer? Tommy Gun?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/learning-to-fart-book.jpg\" alt=\"learning-to-fart-book.jpg\" height=\"447\" width=\"291\" \/>(It&#8217;s a <em>shitty<\/em> read)<\/p>\n<p>Take some time to really think about it, but I&#8217;ll help start you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m &#8220;rectal turbulence&#8221; where it shakes you ass a lil&#8217; after each one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Silent but deadly? Rear-end Ricochet off a desk chair? A Wet One? Bathtub fart? The Ass Trumpet? Chinese Firecracker fart? The Crowd Crop-duster? A sneezing fart known as the Snart? The barrrrrrrrap butt burp? Taint Stainer? Tommy Gun? (It&#8217;s a shitty read) Take some time to really think about it, but I&#8217;ll help start you&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}