{"id":2846,"date":"2010-05-13T10:34:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T16:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2846"},"modified":"2010-05-16T12:00:38","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T18:00:38","slug":"palin-beck-iphones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/13\/palin-beck-iphones\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin, Beck, &#038; iphones?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our lovable mouth farter was in Chicago at the Rosemont Theater. Why? Oh, because she&#8217;s entertainment silly. Heck, you don&#8217;t want her to explain specific facts or address issues. You want jingoistic platitudes. Lies. It&#8217;s &#8220;Folksy charm&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>With zero substance right?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/palin-in-front-of-huge-flag.jpg\" alt=\"palin-in-front-of-huge-flag.jpg\" height=\"167\" width=\"295\" \/>(I think I&#8217;m George Patton with tits!)<\/p>\n<p>You want Sarah Palin. After a Highland Park School cancelled a trip to Arizona for the girls basketball because of opposition to the state&#8217;s controversial new immigration law Sarah quiped, &#8220;Keeping the girls basketball team off the court for political reasons? Those are fighting words&#8221;. Um, no Dr. Douche bag, creating TWO unconstitutional laws in Arizona against Mexican Americans are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Her goal seems to be the dumb white trash low information Oprah<\/p>\n<p>Reality says she&#8217;s a second banana Sean Hannity&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sarah-palin-at-podum-hands-out.jpg\" alt=\"sarah-palin-at-podum-hands-out.jpg\" height=\"218\" width=\"296\" \/>(Give me $ stupid)<\/p>\n<p>Ticket prices for the 4,400 seats ranged from $54 to $297<\/p>\n<p>Wow, a dumbass and his $ <em>are<\/em> easily parted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever heard a classmate lift their leg in a desk chair and fart?<\/p>\n<p>Then you&#8217;ve heard Palin&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nBeck Get&#8217;s Blacked<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of dopey, lying, assclowns. Lewis Black said Beck has &#8220;Nazi Tourettes&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lewis-black.png\" alt=\"lewis-black.png\" height=\"197\" width=\"299\" \/>(Suck it Becko)<\/p>\n<p>Then Black goes on to say this about Beck, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is a guy that uses more swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel! For God\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sake!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Another &#8220;Stolen&#8221; iphone?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve got more leaks they can&#8217;t stop than a BP oil rig! Too soon?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/ipanzor.png\" alt=\"ipanzor.png\" height=\"205\" width=\"302\" \/>(The new iTank)<\/p>\n<p>No, not too soon. They&#8217;ve got more leaks than pumbling installed by a blind guy<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our lovable mouth farter was in Chicago at the Rosemont Theater. Why? Oh, because she&#8217;s entertainment silly. Heck, you don&#8217;t want her to explain specific facts or address issues. You want jingoistic platitudes. Lies. It&#8217;s &#8220;Folksy charm&#8221;&#8230; With zero substance right? (I think I&#8217;m George Patton with tits!) You want Sarah Palin. After a Highland [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}