{"id":2837,"date":"2010-05-11T10:43:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T16:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2010-05-11T10:45:38","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T16:45:38","slug":"the-pope-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/11\/the-pope-says\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pope Says…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Those kids were begging for it by wearing tight clothes and studying so hard…<\/p>\n

\"pope-bennidict-woman-kissing-hand.jpg\"(“It smells like Cheetos & little boy”)<\/p>\n

He decided that it’s the “sins of these priests” that caused this whole problem…<\/p>\n

Not the constant boy fucking where leaders(him) continuously covered it up<\/p>\n

\"pope-on-roller-coster.jpg\"(“Cruising for kids!”)<\/p>\n

He then called for “profound purification”, which looks like this:<\/p>\n

\"priest-cons-kid.jpg\"(Let’s play “Hide The Host”)<\/p>\n

Pope Bend-a-dick looks like he’s going to throw anyone under the bus as this gets worse. The golden rule in religion as well as business and life is that shit rolls downhill. Especially when you’re covering up boinking innocent children…<\/p>\n

Enjoy this Not Safe For Work<\/a><\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Those kids were begging for it by wearing tight clothes and studying so hard… (“It smells like Cheetos & little boy”) He decided that it’s the “sins of these priests” that caused this whole problem… Not the constant boy fucking where leaders(him) continuously covered it up (“Cruising for kids!”) He then called for “profound purification”, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}