{"id":2805,"date":"2010-05-03T09:44:46","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T15:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2805"},"modified":"2010-05-03T09:44:46","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T15:44:46","slug":"the-oil-spill-in-the-gulf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/03\/the-oil-spill-in-the-gulf\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oil Spill In The Gulf…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wasn’t from an overturned oil tanker…<\/p>\n

It’s directly linked to the cast of Jersey Shore swimming in Panama City<\/p>\n

\"guido-beach.jpg\"(Hair product ahoy!)<\/p>\n

Zong!<\/p>\n

If it was us Irish people swimming, every sea critter in the Gulf would be drunk…<\/p>\n

\"drunk-irish.jpg\"(Shots around)<\/p>\n

Note the “Dr. Drunky Eyes guy” on the far right…<\/p>\n

Well If It Isn’t President Rim Shot?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Watch it right here<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"obama-doing-stand-up.jpg\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

He was actually funnier than Leno, which isn’t hard to do…<\/p>\n

Better writers means better jokes Jay. Try it…<\/p>\n

\"obama-pointing.jpg\"(She’s not laughing, arrest her!)<\/p>\n

Obama is slated to be on Vegas for a 4 month run, but no one’s buyin’ tickets…<\/p>\n

Mostly because no one has a fucking job…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wasn’t from an overturned oil tanker… It’s directly linked to the cast of Jersey Shore swimming in Panama City (Hair product ahoy!) Zong! If it was us Irish people swimming, every sea critter in the Gulf would be drunk… (Shots around) Note the “Dr. Drunky Eyes guy” on the far right… Well If It Isn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}