{"id":2798,"date":"2010-04-30T10:29:53","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T16:29:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2798"},"modified":"2010-04-30T12:41:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:41:01","slug":"iron-man-2-vs-kick-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/30\/iron-man-2-vs-kick-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Iron Man 2 VS Kick Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Should be on PPV, but who would win?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/iron-man-2.jpg\" alt=\"iron-man-2.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"187\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 VS.\u00c2\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kickass-wallpaper.jpg\" alt=\"kickass-wallpaper.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"197\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Um, neither. They&#8217;re fucking comic book characters&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But if you had to guess, I&#8217;d say Iron Man 2. Mostly because he actually HAS a suit with amazing super powers. Kick Ass only had a wet suit and two taped metal pipes. That&#8217;s it. Last I checked having a &#8220;wet suit&#8221; wasn&#8217;t really a super power&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It IS &#8220;helpful&#8221; when scuba diving under the sea to avoid scrapes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/wet-suits-are-fun.jpg\" alt=\"wet-suits-are-fun.jpg\" height=\"207\" width=\"303\" \/>(Will not stop sharks)<\/p>\n<p>But against Iron Man, not so much. Now how about Kick Ass VS Tony Stark?<\/p>\n<p>Um, now I have to go with kick ass<\/p>\n<p>See, the SUIT makes Stark powerful, where as Kick Ass has metal bones&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Final question Gandhi VS Sarah Palin? Winner faces The Greatest American Hero&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/greatest-american-hero.jpg\" alt=\"greatest-american-hero.jpg\" height=\"385\" width=\"305\" \/>(Wait, don&#8217;t go in there! I pooped)<\/p>\n<p>Palin, cause she&#8217;ll instantly go for foreign objects, and low blows&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2491500104\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should be on PPV, but who would win? \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 VS.\u00c2\u00a0 Um, neither. They&#8217;re fucking comic book characters&#8230; But if you had to guess, I&#8217;d say Iron Man 2. Mostly because he actually HAS a suit with amazing super powers. Kick Ass only had a wet suit and two taped metal pipes. That&#8217;s it. Last I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}