{"id":2786,"date":"2010-04-27T10:23:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2010-04-27T17:22:54","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T23:22:54","slug":"baby-vs-pony-deathmatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/27\/baby-vs-pony-deathmatch\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby VS. Pony Deathmatch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The pony can kick, but the baby can gum you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/pinto-pony-with-kid.jpg\" alt=\"pinto-pony-with-kid.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"295\" \/>(I see your horse hole)<\/p>\n<p>Shit, that kid has more chins than a Chinese phone book&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bet I could fit that pony in my pocket&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d name him Blackie. Then I&#8217;d take him to parties and be &#8220;The pocket pony guy&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>People would write of our drunken adventures together in a book<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tales-about-blackie-the-pocket-pony.jpg\" alt=\"tales-about-blackie-the-pocket-pony.jpg\" height=\"353\" width=\"292\" \/>(Oh the parties we&#8217;ll throw!)<\/p>\n<p>Until someone figures out how to put a tiny panther with a sharks head in their pocket. I&#8217;ll be yesterdays news, and they&#8217;ll be the &#8220;Pocket Panther-sharkheaded Guy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-639343150\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pony can kick, but the baby can gum you&#8230; (I see your horse hole) Shit, that kid has more chins than a Chinese phone book&#8230; Bet I could fit that pony in my pocket&#8230; I&#8217;d name him Blackie. Then I&#8217;d take him to parties and be &#8220;The pocket pony guy&#8221;&#8230; People would write of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}