{"id":2776,"date":"2010-04-23T10:19:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T16:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2776"},"modified":"2010-04-23T10:20:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T16:20:30","slug":"question-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/23\/question-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Question Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After an assembly, you ask kids, &#8220;Are there any questions?&#8221;. Then you get this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kids-raising-their-hands.jpg\" alt=\"kids-raising-their-hands.jpg\" height=\"234\" width=\"297\" \/>(Giddy Drawers got a question!)<\/p>\n<p>My favorites are the ones who grunt &#8220;Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooh&#8221; stretching really high as if they just &#8220;want it more&#8221; so I&#8217;ll have to call on them to shut them up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then you call on them. Wait for it. Waaaaaaaait for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then it comes, &#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t government work on teaching baby bears to dance?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/baby-bear-dancing.jpg\" alt=\"baby-bear-dancing.jpg\" height=\"351\" width=\"294\" \/>(Dig my soft shoe!)<\/p>\n<p>Then you say something like, &#8220;Good question. We&#8217;re working on it as we speak&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Only a matter of time before one little girl asks, &#8220;Can I be <em>Hit Girl<\/em> when I grow up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/hit-girl-poster.jpg\" alt=\"hit-girl-poster.jpg\" height=\"432\" width=\"292\" \/>(So bad ass. So cool)<\/p>\n<p>Then you have to say, &#8220;Yes, but without the violence, death, and killing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So no, you can&#8217;t really be <em>Hit Girl<\/em>, but you can dress like her&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After an assembly, you ask kids, &#8220;Are there any questions?&#8221;. Then you get this&#8230; (Giddy Drawers got a question!) My favorites are the ones who grunt &#8220;Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooh&#8221; stretching really high as if they just &#8220;want it more&#8221; so I&#8217;ll have to call on them to shut them up&#8230; Then you call on them. Wait [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}