{"id":2772,"date":"2010-04-22T10:18:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T16:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2772"},"modified":"2010-04-22T10:19:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T16:19:41","slug":"top-10-things-not-to-do-on-earth-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/22\/top-10-things-not-to-do-on-earth-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things NOT To Do On Earth Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10-\u00c2\u00a0 Light a dumpster of those old styrofoam McDonalds containers on fire<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/old-styrofoam-containers.jpg\" alt=\"old-styrofoam-containers.jpg\" height=\"220\" width=\"293\" \/>(Fire em up)<\/p>\n<p>9- Pay someone to drive your diesel truck around the city all day long<\/p>\n<p>8- Lobby congress for more landfills in public parks<\/p>\n<p>7-\u00c2\u00a0 Destroy reams of paper, then scream, &#8220;We must kill more trees!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6- Flush used condoms down the toilet<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/condom-flusher.jpg\" alt=\"condom-flusher.jpg\" height=\"164\" width=\"292\" \/>(&#8220;Say, that&#8217;d be swell&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>5- If going out with a huge group of 30 friends, ALL drive alone<\/p>\n<p>4- Turn on everything you own in your house all at once<\/p>\n<p>3- Now break into your neighbors house and do the same thing<\/p>\n<p>2- Paint your face like the Naavi from Avatar giving Cameron more $<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/earth-day-avitar.jpg\" alt=\"earth-day-avitar.jpg\" height=\"204\" width=\"297\" \/>(Free Avatar plug!)<\/p>\n<p>1- Leave a message on Al Gore&#8217;s voice mail telling him what you did<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2672657663\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10-\u00c2\u00a0 Light a dumpster of those old styrofoam McDonalds containers on fire (Fire em up) 9- Pay someone to drive your diesel truck around the city all day long 8- Lobby congress for more landfills in public parks 7-\u00c2\u00a0 Destroy reams of paper, then scream, &#8220;We must kill more trees!&#8221; 6- Flush used condoms down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}