{"id":2759,"date":"2010-04-19T09:22:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T15:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2759"},"modified":"2010-04-19T09:22:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T15:22:09","slug":"kick-ass-does-exactly-what-it-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/19\/kick-ass-does-exactly-what-it-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Kick-Ass, Does Exactly What It Says&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some flicks will always have controversy around them. It&#8217;s the douchey way of the loud gossipy world we live in these days where everyone must be outraged over something in order to feel relevant. This is no different&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kickass-wallpaper.jpg\" alt=\"kickass-wallpaper.jpg\" height=\"220\" width=\"293\" \/>(He kicks ass)<\/p>\n<p>That said, I thought the movie <em>Kick-Ass<\/em> was tanfastic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll spoil nothing for you, except that the star of this film is an 11 year-old girl&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/hit-girl-wallpaper.jpg\" alt=\"hit-girl-wallpaper.jpg\" height=\"221\" width=\"295\" \/>(Best eva!)<\/p>\n<p>She smokes every scene she&#8217;s in, and will blow your mind&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/hit-girl-ready-to-punch.jpg\" alt=\"hit-girl-ready-to-punch.jpg\" height=\"171\" width=\"298\" \/>(Better duck)<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t like swearing. You won&#8217;t like this. If you don&#8217;t like cool plot twists. You won&#8217;t like this. If you don&#8217;t like comic books. You won&#8217;t like this. If you don&#8217;t like over-the-top jaw dropping insane Sin City\/Kill Bill style violence. You won&#8217;t like this. And if you don&#8217;t like a little girl being thrust into a life of uber harsh violent adults<\/p>\n<p>YOU. WON&#8217;T. LIKE. THIS.<\/p>\n<p>I happen to like all five because I&#8217;m demented&#8230;so it was an eye-gasim for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>People who complain about this are the same type of people who bitched about Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver, or Natlie Portman in The Professional. They somehow think since they&#8217;re so good at it, the child actually IS the character. They&#8217;re not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kick-ass-hit-girl.jpg\" alt=\"kick-ass-hit-girl.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"293\" \/>(Buckle up)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called &#8220;acting&#8221; for a reason<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a movie. What makes Kick-Ass so special, is that many moment ARE true. They at least <em>feel<\/em> true at times. It&#8217;s just that when you get to the over the top insano violence moments, not so much. A 57lb girl can&#8217;t really do all those things<\/p>\n<p>Now go see it, before I have to Kick your Ass<\/p>\n<p>Actually since I&#8217;m a huge puss who&#8217;s afraid of warm water, do what you like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3115391758\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some flicks will always have controversy around them. It&#8217;s the douchey way of the loud gossipy world we live in these days where everyone must be outraged over something in order to feel relevant. This is no different&#8230; (He kicks ass) That said, I thought the movie Kick-Ass was tanfastic&#8230; I&#8217;ll spoil nothing for you, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}