{"id":27566,"date":"2019-04-01T15:38:40","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T21:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=27566"},"modified":"2019-04-01T15:48:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T21:48:59","slug":"29-say-assbag-didnt-obstruct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/01\/29-say-assbag-didnt-obstruct\/","title":{"rendered":"29% Say Assbag “Didn’t Obstruct”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m Pregnant! April Fools. I’m Just Really<\/p>\n

really really Fat. But Seriously, only 29%<\/p>\n

\"\"(<-The 29%)<\/p>\n

of all American’s think<\/a> that trump Didn’t<\/p>\n

“Obstruct”. Let THAT “Sink” In. We have<\/p>\n

19-29% of People in The USA who’re SO<\/p>\n

fucking crazy. Or as Orange Anus calls it,<\/p>\n

“his base”. And as His Legal issues in the<\/p>\n

Southern District of NYC<\/a> are about to Hit<\/p>\n

And as that Happens, we have some very<\/p>\n

Serious “Security Breaches”<\/a> in The White<\/p>\n

House. Well, NO SHIT!?! They Have since<\/p>\n

\"\"(We know)<\/p>\n

day one! No Matter, This is A Cautionary<\/p>\n

tale as old as Timeitself. It’s like a driver<\/p>\n

not checking their Blind Spot…if the spot<\/p>\n

was 8 billion feet wide. Oooooooooooops<\/p>\n

NOTE: TOMORROW CHICAGO VOTES<\/a>!!!!! Make sure
\nYou Vote, Vote, Vote. “Educate Yourself” On Policies
\nFor Every Candidate. Then, You Know What You Get<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

[give_form id=”26992″]<\/p>\n

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