{"id":2697,"date":"2010-03-29T11:56:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T17:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2697"},"modified":"2010-03-30T09:45:40","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T15:45:40","slug":"possum-cpr-or-make-out-session","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/29\/possum-cpr-or-make-out-session\/","title":{"rendered":"Possum CPR, Or &#8220;Make Out Session&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Police charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a opossum along a highway&#8230;that&#8217;d been dead a long time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/possum.jpg\" alt=\"possum.jpg\" height=\"185\" width=\"291\" \/>(Do it, kiss it!)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1269686679_0\">State police Trooper Jamie Levier<\/span> says witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday, about 65 miles northeast of <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1269686679_2\">Pittsburgh<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Is that &#8220;Drunken animal Necrophilia&#8221;? Are opossum rape charges expected?<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re &#8220;dead road-side animal&#8221;, you didn&#8217;t consent to making out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/funny-pictures-kissing-squirrels-1.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pictures-kissing-squirrels-1.jpg\" height=\"256\" width=\"292\" \/>(Yes, squirrels &#8220;make out&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>The odd part was that was the best kiss Donald had in over 20 years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Which is ironic when an animal who &#8220;plays dead&#8221;, actually is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t blame Donald, he couldn&#8217;t tell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a opossum along a highway&#8230;that&#8217;d been dead a long time&#8230; (Do it, kiss it!) State police Trooper Jamie Levier says witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. Is that &#8220;Drunken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}