{"id":2692,"date":"2010-03-26T11:36:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T17:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2010-03-26T11:36:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T17:36:03","slug":"its-time-we-had-a-national-crunk-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/26\/its-time-we-had-a-national-crunk-off\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Time We Had A &#8220;National Crunk Off&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all the Tea Bagger anger, threats, bricks and insanity&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take things down a notch by having a &#8220;National Crunk Off&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/crunk1.jpg\" alt=\"crunk1.jpg\" height=\"378\" width=\"271\" \/>(Is that like <em>Booty Sweat<\/em>?)<\/p>\n<p>Cut loose, footloose, kick off your bigot shoes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Besides, Tea Baggers would look dandy in their 1700&#8217;s wear while crunking their muther fuckin&#8217; asses off to fresh beats. Bet they&#8217;d be really awesome at it to boot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/11206_crunk.jpg\" alt=\"11206_crunk.jpg\" height=\"432\" width=\"271\" \/>(Even babies crunk!)<\/p>\n<p>You have the right to remain Crunk And Disorderly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the Tea Bagger anger, threats, bricks and insanity&#8230; Let&#8217;s take things down a notch by having a &#8220;National Crunk Off&#8221;&#8230; (Is that like Booty Sweat?) Cut loose, footloose, kick off your bigot shoes&#8230; Besides, Tea Baggers would look dandy in their 1700&#8217;s wear while crunking their muther fuckin&#8217; asses off to fresh beats. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}