{"id":2671,"date":"2010-03-22T13:35:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T19:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2010-03-22T13:35:54","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T19:35:54","slug":"bowling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/22\/bowling\/","title":{"rendered":"Bowling…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vs. Freebasing Cocaine from a rusty spoon?<\/p>\n

You decide!<\/p>\n

\"bowling.jpg\"(Seems fun, but could hurt my back)<\/p>\n

Hurm, have to really think about it now that I have affordable healthcare in 3 years<\/p>\n

\"base.jpg\"(Seems fun, but could burn myself)<\/p>\n

Bowling has the knocking down pins part I like, but coke has the drugs part…<\/p>\n

Tough call…<\/p>\n

*Flips coin*<\/p>\n

Welcome to Richard Pryortown, population…ME!<\/p>\n

Reform At Last, Reform At Last…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Holy shit reform at last…that doesn’t kick in for another 3 years…<\/p>\n

*Insert wha whan trombone SFX here*<\/p>\n

\"massachusetts-health-care-reform.jpg\"(Electric yellow puzzle piece)<\/p>\n

If all it took was an electric yellow puzzle piece added to a blue puzzle for reform<\/p>\n

Why didn’t we do this sooner?!?!<\/p>\n

It passed. After all this total insane BS, it finally fucking passed. Now I won’t know what to do with myself for the next 3 years. I should beat my body into the ground…<\/p>\n

\"healthcare-reform.jpg\"(Loud noises!)<\/p>\n

So by the time the healthcare comes, I’ll be ready for some serious work…<\/p>\n

Stay Classy DC Racists<\/strong><\/p>\n

Over the weekend during the final healthcare reform push, some people decided to spit in the face of congressmen, call them “Ni$$ers”, and a gay man a “fa%%ot”<\/p>\n

\"racism.jpg\"(Who’s the Corduroy person?)<\/p>\n

They wrote a fascinating 2 and half page book titled “Yes, I’m A Super Dickhole”…<\/p>\n

\"40691iman-asshole.jpg\"(Classy)<\/p>\n

I think today’s racist are way better than yesteryears. I mean, they can float around in a PC environment, but all the sudden drop of the N bomb out of nowhere…<\/p>\n

That’s talent. That’s cloaking at the highest level. You used to be able to tell by the way they lynched someone, wore hoods, or held signs saying “I Hate Ni$$ers!”<\/p>\n

\"baseball-negro-player-problem.jpg\"(They’ll find a way)<\/p>\n

Now, you just gotta wait patiently until they let one rip. They’re the Thanksgiving table fart of racism today. Watch out for the Silent But Deadly ones….<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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