{"id":2663,"date":"2010-03-19T12:21:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T18:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2010-03-19T12:21:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T18:21:12","slug":"i-would-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/19\/i-would-like\/","title":{"rendered":"I Would Like…"},"content":{"rendered":"

To offer Rush Limpballs, Glenn Wreck, and Michelle Malcontent a chance to go fuck themselves anytime they’d like. This isn’t a once in a lifetime offer, it’s good forever…<\/p>\n

\"foxrangers.jpg\"(The Sour<\/em> Rangers)<\/p>\n

Why so hot under the collar? They like to mock and ridicule 11 year-old Marcelas Owens, whose mother got sick, lost her job, lost her health insurance and died…<\/p>\n

Bravo! A totally new “Super Level Of Massive Asshole”<\/em> has been created…<\/p>\n

They called the mothers death a “sob story” exploited by the White House and congressional Democrats like a “kiddie shield” to defend their health care legislation.<\/p>\n

Classy! Do you people stab a kitten in the face for an encore?!?!<\/p>\n

The boy is kinder and smarter than I. “My mother always taught me they can have their own opinion but that doesn’t mean they are right,” said the boy, in an interview.<\/p>\n

\"18_healthcare-child_4_mct_1_standaloneprod_affiliate91.jpg\"(Classy kid)<\/p>\n

Me? I want to drive a speeding bus though Rush’s studio, take the $ Beck and Malkin make spewing their ignorant vile hate and burn it in front of them “Joker Style”…<\/p>\n

Bullies only understand one thing. A punch in the face. They won’t listen to reason, logic, or facts. They’ll ignore em, lie, then go right back to bullying you with insults…<\/p>\n

\"the-assholes.jpg\"(Oh, it’s “The Assholes”)<\/p>\n

Allow even assholes their own opinions, just not their own facts. Smart people will see them as they are in light of day, and pretty soon, it will only be them…<\/p>\n

Standing in a small room filled with hateful, sad, tiny, ignorant bigots…<\/p>\n

That’s all…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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