{"id":2654,"date":"2010-03-17T11:44:47","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T17:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2010-03-17T11:44:47","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T17:44:47","slug":"national-drunk-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/17\/national-drunk-day\/","title":{"rendered":"National Drunk Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, so…<\/p>\n

If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not hammered enough yet today to where you’re picking a fight with a jukebox, or making sweet love to alley trash cans…you’re just not tryin’ lazy ass…<\/p>\n

\"irish-drunk-sign.jpg\"(“Got Drunk?”)<\/p>\n

Today the Chicago river looks like the underside of grade school desks…super green<\/p>\n

When you go out today hammered stumbling around, just don’t be this guy…<\/p>\n

\"sr-patricks-day-drunks.jpg\"(One…more…shot)<\/p>\n

Or this guy…<\/p>\n

\"richie-retch.jpg\"(Poor douche)<\/p>\n

I’ll leave you with these warm words my father once told me…<\/p>\n

Well it’s St. Patrick’s Day all over the land
\nIf you can’t find a lady, then use your hand
\nIf you’re hand won’t do, then hire a whore
\nBut if that won’t do, you’ll own much more<\/p>\n

Have a drunk day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, so… If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not hammered enough yet today to where you’re picking a fight with a jukebox, or making sweet love to alley trash cans…you’re just not tryin’ lazy ass… (“Got Drunk?”) Today the Chicago river looks like the underside of grade school desks…super green When you go out today hammered […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}