{"id":2648,"date":"2010-03-15T11:06:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T17:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2648"},"modified":"2010-03-15T11:51:13","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T17:51:13","slug":"ncaa-bracket-dos-donts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/15\/ncaa-bracket-dos-donts\/","title":{"rendered":"NCAA Bracket “Do’s” & “Don’ts”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s that time of year again…Daylight Savings time!<\/p>\n

Hope you sprung forward. Oh yeah, and it’s NCAA Tourny time…<\/p>\n

\"ncaa-brackets-2010.jpg\"(Small print?)<\/p>\n

Do:<\/p>\n

-Spell shit correctly. It’s not Illinosse, Wisconson, or Gonzaladygaga
\n-Ask your friends who they picked, not about a recent Proctologist visit
\n-Call your girlfriend “Tea Bagger stupid” for taking Northern Iowa to win it all
\n-Make up exotic fake University’s like “Montiback University” & “Lake Cloud State”
\n-Watch brackets on PDA so closely on breaks while pooping, your legs fall asleep<\/p>\n

Don’t:<\/p>\n

-Light it on fire screaming “fuck your corporate reindeer games”
\n-Use a Sharpie marker crossing off others picks adding in “Taint U”, & “Fart State”
\n-When others show you their picks say, “Great, you’re Rocky Dennis from MASK”
\n-After every basket during games, yell out your favorite NASCAR driver
\n-Use any Star Wars references while talking college hoops…ever<\/p>\n

There, now it’s time to go do what everyone else does in bracket pools…<\/p>\n

Makes insanely shitty guesses & lose $ \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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It’s that time of year again…Daylight Savings time! Hope you sprung forward. Oh yeah, and it’s NCAA Tourny time… (Small print?) Do: -Spell shit correctly. It’s not Illinosse, Wisconson, or Gonzaladygaga -Ask your friends who they picked, not about a recent Proctologist visit -Call your girlfriend “Tea Bagger stupid” for taking Northern Iowa to win […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}