{"id":2645,"date":"2010-03-13T11:32:19","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T17:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2010-03-13T11:32:19","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T17:32:19","slug":"cat-arrested-in-prostitution-sting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/13\/cat-arrested-in-prostitution-sting\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat Arrested In Prostitution Sting&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cat named <em>Mr. Whiskers<\/em> was picked up on prostitution charges steaming from a March 11th incident where he was caught red pawed peddling piles of pussy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/pimpcat.jpg\" alt=\"pimpcat.jpg\" height=\"271\" width=\"360\" \/>(Mista Whiskers)<\/p>\n<p>This underground &#8220;pussy ring&#8221; ran deep&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If your cat recently had sex in the mid-west&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a 1 in 3 chance it was one of Mr. Whiskers bitches&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cats are incredibly hard to interrogate according to police officer Don Crisp&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Little fuckers like to run, &amp; we don&#8217;t have &#8220;cat sized&#8221; chairs which makes it hard&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He went on, &#8220;That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s nice to have another cat cop on duty&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/2447458637_822b785238.jpg\" alt=\"2447458637_822b785238.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"270\" \/>(Good cat, bad cat)<\/p>\n<p>Eventually Whiskers &#8220;rolled over&#8221;&#8230;only to clean his belly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping your cat lives in Vegas where pussy rings are still legal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3848650133\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cat named Mr. Whiskers was picked up on prostitution charges steaming from a March 11th incident where he was caught red pawed peddling piles of pussy&#8230; (Mista Whiskers) This underground &#8220;pussy ring&#8221; ran deep&#8230; If your cat recently had sex in the mid-west&#8230; There&#8217;s a 1 in 3 chance it was one of Mr. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}