{"id":26227,"date":"2018-11-14T17:22:25","date_gmt":"2018-11-14T23:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=26227"},"modified":"2018-11-14T17:42:46","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T23:42:46","slug":"things-are-heating-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2018\/11\/14\/things-are-heating-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Are &#8220;Heating Up&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LITERALLY. Not In Chicago, Where it&#8217;s Colder<\/p>\n<p>than an Eskimo&#8217;s Anus, but Down in Florida it<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-26229\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/A-Recounting-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/A-Recounting-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/A-Recounting-768x520.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/A-Recounting-1024x693.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/A-Recounting.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/>(Recount!)<\/p>\n<p>is now Dealing With all <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/floridas-ongoing-partisan-battle-over-recount-continues-052403768--election.html\">Over Heating<\/a> ReCount<\/p>\n<p>Machines. Yes you read it right. And while the<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Count&#8221; continues Until we have a Total, Ricky<\/p>\n<p>Scott, The Republican, in One Of Those CLOSE<\/p>\n<p>Elections, Thinks <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/2018\/11\/13\/rick-scott-is-attending-freshman-orientation-before-all-votes-are-counted-is-that-normal\/?noredirect=on&amp;utm_term=.33b8aba2582f\">he Already WON<\/a>. Ooooooops<\/p>\n<p>This&#8217;ll Bite Him in The Ass, As Most Uncounted<\/p>\n<p>votes are Palm Beach &amp; Broward. And, as This<\/p>\n<p>is Goin&#8217; down, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.eu\/article\/staff-anger-spills-over-at-white-house\/\">Orange Baby Pouts<\/a> about a<\/p>\n<p>Mid-Term Killing, That Is now Statistically Just<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-26230\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Rick-the-dick-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Rick-the-dick-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Rick-the-dick-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Rick-the-dick.jpg 942w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/>(WTF?!?!)<\/p>\n<p>a Called <a href=\"https:\/\/fivethirtyeight.com\/features\/yes-it-was-a-blue-wave\/\">A &#8220;Blue Wave&#8221;<\/a>. It is So Bad even FOX<\/p>\n<p>is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/policy-and-politics\/2018\/11\/14\/18095380\/fox-news-statement-cnn-jim-acosta-trump-banishment-lawsuit\">defending CNN&#8217;s Law suit<\/a> against The White<\/p>\n<p>House. And, Let Us Never Forget all those Who<\/p>\n<p>were lost\/Died In The California Fires. We give<\/p>\n<p>much love, time and Efforts to help in any way<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Mitch McConnell, The <a href=\"http:\/\/mediamattersaction.org\/message\/onepagers\/201208310001\">MASTER<\/a>, OF Partisanship<br \/>\nHate\/Underhanded Level Evil Shit Is now Begging, For<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/mitch-mcconnell-spectacularly-tone-deaf-060014950.html\">&#8220;Bi-Partisanship&#8221;<\/a> Now. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Fuuuuuck Off<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1864332301\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LITERALLY. Not In Chicago, Where it&#8217;s Colder than an Eskimo&#8217;s Anus, but Down in Florida it (Recount!) is now Dealing With all Over Heating ReCount Machines. Yes you read it right. And while the &#8220;Count&#8221; continues Until we have a Total, Ricky Scott, The Republican, in One Of Those CLOSE Elections, Thinks he Already WON. 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