{"id":2610,"date":"2010-03-04T15:15:40","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T21:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2610"},"modified":"2010-03-04T15:15:40","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T21:15:40","slug":"palin-tries-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/04\/palin-tries-stand-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin “Tries” Stand-up?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Palin stated with conviction, “I think the mainstream media is quite broken, and I think there needs to be the fairness, the balance in there, that’s why I joined FOX”<\/p>\n

\"cat-shock.jpg\"(What that<\/em> a joke?)<\/p>\n

Oh, you mean when basic facts & reality don’t meet your insanely wrapped incorrect ignorant world view about “real Americans”, they should change those basic facts & reality to suit your views helping your narrative? Sorta like FOX does. Check…<\/p>\n

So she went on to “try” stand-up…<\/p>\n

\"sarah-palinjpg-7d61e05c6b55214b_medium.jpg\"(Leno’s watching his career toilet)<\/p>\n

“Trying” what I and other amazing people do for living, on the coveted holy grail for working comics the Tonight Show…makes me want to cunt punch her.<\/p>\n

How about you try your luck at a real club like Gothams, or Zanies?<\/p>\n

With no writer, or a lovable TV audience ready to laugh at anything?<\/p>\n

You’d be eaten alive tundra trash…<\/p>\n

\"palin-duct-tape-mouth.jpg\"(You just won’t go away, will ya?)<\/p>\n

Sarah, I found this for you *reaches into pocket & pulls out middle finger*. Oh, wait, found one more *Goes behind her ear & pulls another middle finger out*. Twins!<\/p>\n

Ahhhhhh Sarah Palin…<\/p>\n

Constantly pushing herself to new amazing heights of ignorant irrelevance. Can we swap her out\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf for the poor luge guy who died? Feel like he’d use his life better…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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