{"id":2569,"date":"2010-02-19T14:16:25","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2010-02-19T14:18:08","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:18:08","slug":"tiger-woods-admits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/19\/tiger-woods-admits\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods Admits…"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I was unfaithful”…<\/p>\n

\"ept_sports_golf_experts-654690616-1266598357.jpg\"(His “public sorry” face)<\/p>\n

Then finished with, “And if Telemundo’s Mirthala Salinas would like me show her exactly how unfaithful, I’m up in room 807” while giving her the “call me” sign…<\/p>\n

Wow, musta shocked that one fanatic golf friend at work still holding out hope it was all lies. It’s as stunning as finding out Rachael Maddow is a lesbian, or a dude with his dick in a mailbox humping it turning to you & saying, “I’m not very bright”…<\/p>\n

\"dumbass.jpg\"(Sometimes that’s<\/em> me)<\/p>\n

We already knew…<\/p>\n

Now instead taking the the time telling us all what we already know in a national press conference, how about you go try working this shit through with your wife…<\/p>\n

Grab A Shovel Sarah…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cause all this ignorant deep shit is self-inflicted…Palinstyle…<\/p>\n

\"palin.jpg\"(Praying won’t help ya)<\/p>\n

It’s like watching someone yelling and degrading their significant other while they keep falling down harder and harder on ice. The more they yell, the harder the fall…<\/p>\n

The girl who did the voice is Andrea Fay Friedman, 39-year-old actor and public speaker who played Ellen. Like the character, Friedman also has Down syndrome…<\/p>\n

\"andreaab.jpg\"(Funny AND talented!)<\/p>\n

She said:<\/p>\n

“I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line “I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm”. In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.”<\/p>\n

\"pick-out-the-palin-retard.jpg\"(Pick out the mentally retarded one)<\/p>\n

Zing! Palin could learn a thing or three from amazing Andrea…<\/p>\n

But instead, she face plants on the ice, hard. And keeps…on…yelling…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I was unfaithful”… (His “public sorry” face) Then finished with, “And if Telemundo’s Mirthala Salinas would like me show her exactly how unfaithful, I’m up in room 807” while giving her the “call me” sign… Wow, musta shocked that one fanatic golf friend at work still holding out hope it was all lies. It’s as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}