{"id":2551,"date":"2010-02-16T17:49:54","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T23:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2010-02-16T18:42:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T00:42:04","slug":"fat-ass-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/16\/fat-ass-tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Ass Tuesday!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, were not talking about how Southwest treated Kevin Smith…<\/p>\n

That’s commonly referred to as “Sorry We Called You Fat” Sunday<\/p>\n

\"fat-tuesday.jpg\"(Throw us your tits!)<\/p>\n

We’re talking “Fat Tuesday”, or what fat people call “Everyday”…<\/p>\n

Today is time to eat your fill, cause I guess you’re going on a diet, or fasting, or doing some Gandhi type shit that your silly little religion totally calls for, right?<\/p>\n

\"fat-tuesday-at-best-buy.jpg\"(Fat Tuesday at Best Buy)<\/p>\n

If not, then today is called “Meh It’s Freaking Just Tuesday” for you…<\/p>\n

Beckite BS..<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Glenn Beck isn’t a Libertarian. He isn’t an independent. He’s a right wing, GOP, neo-con shill nutjob spouting hate that directly supports all those ignorant views…<\/p>\n

\"beck-but.jpg\"(Yes, it’s assface)<\/p>\n

He claims his quest to “de-thrown” those in power. Who are his suggestions to “fit the seats of those ousted”? You guessed it. Classic neo-con, GOP Republicans…<\/p>\n

That’s like claiming “I’m straight!” while having massive gay orgies every night…<\/p>\n

\"glenn_beck.jpg\"(Tool box)<\/p>\n

Makes about as much sense as the cast from the Jersery Shore not texting for 3 minutes or trying to pronounce any words larger than two syllables…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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