{"id":2546,"date":"2010-02-15T13:30:43","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T19:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2010-02-15T13:30:43","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T19:30:43","slug":"zak-miri-grounded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/15\/zak-miri-grounded\/","title":{"rendered":"Zak &#038; Miri Grounded&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out Kevin Smith is too fat to fly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/kevin-smith.jpg\" alt=\"kevin-smith.jpg\" \/>(Fatties fly free?)<\/p>\n<p>At least that&#8217;s what Southwest Airlines think&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Southwest says it &#8220;Customer of Size&#8221; policy require travelers must fit safely and comfortably in one seat or make other arrangements. Like buying another seat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/budgetneeds.jpg\" alt=\"budgetneeds.jpg\" height=\"357\" width=\"269\" \/>(They don&#8217;t want you chunky)<\/p>\n<p>Wow, now we have to be packed on an airplane like cattle AND pay for extra space when you&#8217;re super fat. That&#8217;s like making fat veal pay for an extra box space&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Smith even passed the &#8220;armrest test&#8221; so everyone knows they blew it bigtime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/15journey_600-300x185.jpg\" alt=\"15journey_600-300x185.jpg\" height=\"169\" width=\"271\" \/>(Shit)<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s make a deal Southwest, if you stop sticking it to fatties, I&#8217;ll pretend your &#8220;jokster&#8221; flight attendants cracking jokes on a 6:05am flight are sorta funny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fine airlines, then fat people will start building their own airplanes or airlines&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fat_kid_flying.jpg\" alt=\"fat_kid_flying.jpg\" height=\"199\" width=\"352\" \/>(Fatty Airlines!)<\/p>\n<p>Where they serve 5 meals on a standard 2 hour flight and do gravy keg stands&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suck it skinny people!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2798000428\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out Kevin Smith is too fat to fly&#8230; (Fatties fly free?) At least that&#8217;s what Southwest Airlines think&#8230; Southwest says it &#8220;Customer of Size&#8221; policy require travelers must fit safely and comfortably in one seat or make other arrangements. Like buying another seat&#8230; (They don&#8217;t want you chunky) Wow, now we have to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}