{"id":2535,"date":"2010-02-12T15:20:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T21:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2010-02-12T15:20:51","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T21:20:51","slug":"ho-lympics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/12\/ho-lympics\/","title":{"rendered":"Ho-lympics!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not where there&#8217;s a bunch of hookers running around looking for gold&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/llame.jpg\" alt=\"llame.jpg\" height=\"358\" width=\"271\" \/>(Now <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> hookers gold)<\/p>\n<p>We call that &#8220;Tuesdays in the Bronx&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/rimshotbadumtsh.jpg\" alt=\"rimshotbadumtsh.jpg\" height=\"206\" width=\"274\" \/>(Zing!)<\/p>\n<p>The Olympic &#8220;hype&#8221; makes it like Robin shouting &#8220;Holy Olympics Batman!<\/p>\n<p>It funny, NBC&#8217;s promotes it like some big summer action blockbuster. The only missing are explosions. But, if they add the new &#8220;Propane Skeet Shooting&#8221; event&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Watch out!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I can watch Curling in HD. My dreams have come true, shoot me now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/ski-jumper.jpg\" alt=\"ski-jumper.jpg\" height=\"141\" width=\"271\" \/>(&#8220;Where did I park? Oh, lot C&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>The really, really sad part. I am excited about watching curling in HD&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now is the time where you point at the computer screen and laugh a lot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At me&#8230;for not being you, but being me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy the opening ceremonies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/2010-olympic-logo.jpg\" alt=\"2010-olympic-logo.jpg\" height=\"269\" width=\"269\" \/>(Is that fat bird man?)<\/p>\n<p>Knowing you&#8217;re not actually there freezing you asses off<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3577888059\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not where there&#8217;s a bunch of hookers running around looking for gold&#8230; (Now that&#8217;s hookers gold) We call that &#8220;Tuesdays in the Bronx&#8221;&#8230; (Zing!) The Olympic &#8220;hype&#8221; makes it like Robin shouting &#8220;Holy Olympics Batman! It funny, NBC&#8217;s promotes it like some big summer action blockbuster. The only missing are explosions. But, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}