{"id":2530,"date":"2010-02-11T13:23:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T19:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2530"},"modified":"2010-02-11T13:23:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T19:23:58","slug":"bald-cavemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/11\/bald-cavemen\/","title":{"rendered":"Bald Cavemen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scientisty folk found a caveman named Inuk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cavemen-balding.jpg\" alt=\"cavemen-balding.jpg\" height=\"262\" width=\"245\" \/>(Whoa! Lil&#8217; off the top)<\/p>\n<p>Who showed signs of male patern baldness&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But didn&#8217;t they have some kind of Cavemen toupee, or Rogan back then?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/rogaine-man-10303.jpg\" alt=\"rogaine-man-10303.jpg\" height=\"340\" width=\"244\" \/>(Nice hair Sir Elton John)<\/p>\n<p>I could see it now, &#8220;Thork not only club member, he president!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With no tools or Michael Jordan to show em to shave it off, they had it tough&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/0840618947ab8670.jpg\" alt=\"0840618947ab8670.jpg\" height=\"299\" width=\"241\" \/>(Not the upper lip kid)<\/p>\n<p>Even bald cavemen had trouble clubbing the ladies. Science fact!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Long Movie Titles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"profile_status\"><span id=\"status_text\">You know&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/the-more-you-know-logo.jpg\" alt=\"the-more-you-know-logo.jpg\" height=\"141\" width=\"242\" \/>(That&#8217;s one to grow on)<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking, marquee letter putter uppers are going to be super pissed at \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Percy Jackson &amp; The Olympians: The Lightening Thief\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll run out of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153e\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s\u00e2\u20ac\u009d way to fast &amp; no one really wants to see flicks that are titled \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Valntin&#8217;s Day&#8221;, or &#8220;Dg Of Darknss<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scientisty folk found a caveman named Inuk&#8230; (Whoa! Lil&#8217; off the top) Who showed signs of male patern baldness&#8230; But didn&#8217;t they have some kind of Cavemen toupee, or Rogan back then? (Nice hair Sir Elton John) I could see it now, &#8220;Thork not only club member, he president!&#8221; With no tools or Michael Jordan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}