{"id":2520,"date":"2010-02-09T14:46:40","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T20:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2520"},"modified":"2010-02-09T15:48:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T21:48:18","slug":"hand-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/09\/hand-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Hand Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Palin&#8217;s about as bright as a city wide blackout, that&#8217;s not news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/palin-hand.jpg\" alt=\"palin-hand.jpg\" height=\"271\" width=\"271\" \/>(Lift my American Spirit, then my wallet)<\/p>\n<p>But her problem stems from faulty argument style in implying&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obama uses a teleprompter&#8221; = &#8220;That makes him an evil Socialist Nazi liar&#8221;, but &#8220;Writing words on my hand like a 4th grader cheating on a test = Mavricky&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not &#8220;writing on the hand&#8221; that&#8217;s important, or even her hypocrisy, which comes standard in this model. It&#8217;s relying on baseless platitudes in favor of specific policy, not <em>wanting<\/em> to really &#8220;know things&#8221; while thinking &#8220;I&#8217;ll wing it&#8221; with great success&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/palian-at-poduem.jpg\" alt=\"palian-at-poduem.jpg\" height=\"218\" width=\"270\" \/>(Obama uses teleprompters, I use a pen)<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t. Time after time, after time, you&#8230;can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s so pathetic is you don&#8217;t even fucking know you can&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That means she hasn&#8217;t learned a single thing putting her on par with kids always touching a hot stove, or special needs people. You know, it rhymes with Seetards<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/palin-button.jpg\" alt=\"palin-button.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"268\" \/>(According to Palin logic, yes!)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a dangerous person in any position of leadership. Even for a grade school crossing guard. She doesn&#8217;t realize it&#8217;s <em>what<\/em> she is saying, not <em>how<\/em> she&#8217;s saying it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t match with reality&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a bumbling Homer Simpson with tits&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/palin-is-like-homer-simpson.jpg\" alt=\"palin-is-like-homer-simpson.jpg\" height=\"162\" width=\"271\" \/>(Wait, think. Think before you speak)<\/p>\n<p>Luckily we were able to find out what was written on her hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tea Bagging &amp; Donkey Punching in room 807 at 10pm sharp!<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Glenn\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf Beck&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s all have a Tea Retardy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Palin&#8217;s about as bright as a city wide blackout, that&#8217;s not news&#8230; (Lift my American Spirit, then my wallet) But her problem stems from faulty argument style in implying&#8230; &#8220;Obama uses a teleprompter&#8221; = &#8220;That makes him an evil Socialist Nazi liar&#8221;, but &#8220;Writing words on my hand like a 4th grader cheating on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}