{"id":2510,"date":"2010-02-06T12:30:18","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T18:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2510"},"modified":"2010-02-06T13:06:36","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T19:06:36","slug":"tea-bagging-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/tea-bagging-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea Bagging Party!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One nut, or 600?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/beck-shhhhushing.jpg\" alt=\"beck-shhhhushing.jpg\" height=\"382\" width=\"269\" \/>(Shhhhh, don&#8217;t wake us morons!)<\/p>\n<p>These people today are left over pro-Bush neo-cons demanding power back after\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf 8 years of their views driving this country off a cliff, mixed with ignorant racists.<\/p>\n<p>Their goal is &#8220;Let&#8217;s tear down the guy putting out the fire we started to regain power&#8221;. In the King Solomon parable, they&#8217;re screaming, &#8220;Cut the baby in half!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-rushmore.jpg\" alt=\"new-rushmore.jpg\" height=\"182\" width=\"273\" \/>(Mouth Lushmore)<\/p>\n<p>The Tea Bagger movement is the most odd, historically uninformed, flat out creepy thing I&#8217;ve ever seen. These people are the exact <em>opposite<\/em> of our founding fathers.<\/p>\n<p>If anything they represent England who wanted to suppress people to keep power&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t really take &#8217;em seriously. You sort of look at them like the guy on the street talking to themselves about UFO&#8217;s, tainted food, and the moon landing being &#8220;fake&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Because, after all, who&#8217;s there big speaker today you ask?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/sarah-palin-beauty-quitter.jpg\" alt=\"sarah-palin-beauty-quitter.jpg\" height=\"315\" width=\"271\" \/>(Preening Pageant Princess Palin)<\/p>\n<p>So fitting! Half entertainment, half pity&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just heard the &#8220;Tea Bagger Convention&#8221; accidentally got double booked with the &#8220;Adult Illiteracy Convention&#8221;. The really sad part is no one even noticed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-893669047\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One nut, or 600? (Shhhhh, don&#8217;t wake us morons!) These people today are left over pro-Bush neo-cons demanding power back after\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf 8 years of their views driving this country off a cliff, mixed with ignorant racists. Their goal is &#8220;Let&#8217;s tear down the guy putting out the fire we started to regain power&#8221;. In the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}