{"id":2498,"date":"2010-02-04T12:25:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T18:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2010-02-04T12:25:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T18:25:41","slug":"dont-ask-dont-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/04\/dont-ask-dont-tell\/","title":{"rendered":"“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sounds more like the pedophile cruising the grade school parking lot in wood paneled station wagon wearing a trench coat than military policy for gay people…<\/p>\n

\"pedephile-van.jpg\"(Cool, candy!)<\/p>\n

Turns out John McCain can’t catch a break with 5 hands loaded with stick em…<\/p>\n

He said in 2006<\/a>, “The day that the leadership of the military comes to me and says ‘Senator we oughta change the policy’ we oughta seriously consider changing it”<\/p>\n

\"mccain.jpg\"(Wait, stop using my specific words)<\/p>\n

Well, turns out, that’s not remotely the case…<\/p>\n

Admiral Mullen, SOD Robert Gates, General Powell, and the entire Defense Department support lifting the DADT ban. But McCain now doesn’t think so<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"mccain-palin-morning-after.jpg\"(“I makea mistakes”)<\/p>\n

“This successful policy has been in effect for over 15 years…our armed forces are fighting and sacrificing on the battlefield, now is not the time to abandon the policy”<\/p>\n

Yeah buddy, sure thing. So you listen to anything the military leaders say when Bush is in office, now that it’s Obama, the same military is totally wrong. Classy!<\/p>\n

\"idiocracy-mccain.jpg\"(What, I don’t like him Ok?)<\/p>\n

McCain reminds me of that eccentric older neighbor dumping his garbage on your lawn. When you bust him he says something stupid like, “It’s not me, just a dream”…<\/p>\n

It’s like a Star Wars Jedi mind trick fail. “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”…<\/p>\n

\"jedi-mind-trick-poster.jpg\"(Noice!)<\/p>\n

“Ah yes they are John. They’re sitting in the Landspeeder with you. Now get out”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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