{"id":2488,"date":"2010-02-02T12:28:53","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T18:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2488"},"modified":"2010-02-02T12:38:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T18:38:50","slug":"did-the-groundhog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/02\/did-the-groundhog\/","title":{"rendered":"Did The Groundhog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really see his own shadow, or was it an asshole weather reporter in a movie?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/bill-murry-groundhog-day-movie.jpg\" alt=\"bill-murry-groundhog-day-movie.jpg\" height=\"159\" width=\"275\" \/>(Front seat driver)<\/p>\n<p>Punxsutawney Phil saw his shaddow, which means six more weeks of winter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/ground-day-phil.jpg\" alt=\"ground-day-phil.jpg\" height=\"185\" width=\"271\" \/>(You furry bastard!)<\/p>\n<p>We should pick a blind a groundhog for the forecast so he can&#8217;t ever see his shadow making Spring come early every year. Just sayin&#8217;. The official announcement for Phil is always held 65 miles outside of Pittsburgh at a place called &#8220;Gobbler&#8217;s Knob&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I guess Hummer Hideaway, and Dickinthemouth Grove were already taken&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/102746nopesorry-stilllaughing1.jpg\" alt=\"102746nopesorry-stilllaughing1.jpg\" height=\"195\" width=\"271\" \/>(Zing!)<\/p>\n<p>It just means 3 things. Fatter people, more 54 inch TV&#8217;s, and more babies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What else can we do? Something helpful or constructive to help our fellow man?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah right. Throw that one out there and see how many people are &#8220;feeling&#8221; ya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1143283627\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really see his own shadow, or was it an asshole weather reporter in a movie? (Front seat driver) Punxsutawney Phil saw his shaddow, which means six more weeks of winter&#8230; (You furry bastard!) We should pick a blind a groundhog for the forecast so he can&#8217;t ever see his shadow making Spring come early every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}