{"id":2461,"date":"2010-01-27T16:04:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T22:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2461"},"modified":"2010-01-27T16:04:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T22:04:17","slug":"tonights-the-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/27\/tonights-the-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Tonight&#8217;s The Night!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>State Of The Union Address. What&#8217;s it gonna be Barry?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/obama-fonzi-impression.jpg\" alt=\"obama-fonzi-impression.jpg\" height=\"339\" width=\"271\" \/>(Sit-n-spin Tea Baggers)<\/p>\n<p>Is it let&#8217;s get jobs, jobs, jobby, jobs and screw you obstructionist Republicans&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Or soaring speech about all of us coming together when it&#8217;s crystal clear the other kids on the playground don&#8217;t want to play and keep sucker punching you in the nuts?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/obama-blues-brothers.jpg\" alt=\"obama-blues-brothers.jpg\" height=\"199\" width=\"270\" \/>(We&#8217;re on a mission from god)<\/p>\n<p>Please be #1, please be #1, please be #1&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, this isn&#8217;t just a speech tonight. Pretty much his presidency is on the line&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No pressure. Tune into political thunderdome to find out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Well That Blows!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wind gusts of 231mph are so old news. Try 253mph on for size&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/capt475df03187964edb8562383c9618ec0bwind_record_toppled_con101.jpg\" alt=\"capt475df03187964edb8562383c9618ec0bwind_record_toppled_con101.jpg\" height=\"152\" width=\"270\" \/>(Neat, a place I never want to go)<\/p>\n<p>Holy balls! Well so long house, kids, and 20 feet of earths surface&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It used to be held by Mt. Washington in NH, but now people are saying the new winner is Australia&#8217;s Barrow Island during Cyclone Olivia in 1996&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/windy-sexy.jpg\" alt=\"windy-sexy.jpg\" height=\"397\" width=\"271\" \/>(Never wind when you want it)<\/p>\n<p>Wow, their equipment royally sucks if we&#8217;re just hearing about it now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Did the guy watching just take a 14 year coffee break, then came back to see this?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/captfeeb067bba7047ee8de533ad91e88329wind_record_toppled_con102.jpg\" alt=\"captfeeb067bba7047ee8de533ad91e88329wind_record_toppled_con102.jpg\" height=\"181\" width=\"271\" \/>(Oh, there it is)<\/p>\n<p>Did it eventually land in Denver?<\/p>\n<p>Snow big deal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>State Of The Union Address. What&#8217;s it gonna be Barry? (Sit-n-spin Tea Baggers) Is it let&#8217;s get jobs, jobs, jobby, jobs and screw you obstructionist Republicans&#8230; Or soaring speech about all of us coming together when it&#8217;s crystal clear the other kids on the playground don&#8217;t want to play and keep sucker punching you in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}