{"id":2446,"date":"2010-01-22T10:36:01","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T16:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2446"},"modified":"2010-01-22T10:36:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T16:36:01","slug":"leno-vs-letterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/22\/leno-vs-letterman\/","title":{"rendered":"Leno Vs. Letterman&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Classic match up! We have: Christmas Hair Vs. Loosing Hair, The Chin Vs. Gap Tooth, Classic Car Collector Vs. The Guy Who Fucks Other Women Besides His Wife&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/687960_com_02_daveand.jpg\" alt=\"687960_com_02_daveand.jpg\" height=\"181\" width=\"270\" \/>(Thunderdome them!)<\/p>\n<p>With Coco out of the way for a cool $45 million, these two old farts can bang heads&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Again! Didn&#8217;t we already do this in 1992 until Hugh Grant got a Divine car BJ?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/hugh-grant-mugshot.jpg\" alt=\"hugh-grant-mugshot.jpg\" height=\"155\" width=\"134\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/robert-pattinson-8.jpg\" alt=\"robert-pattinson-8.jpg\" height=\"155\" width=\"107\" \/>(Dick vs. Neck, big difference!)<\/p>\n<p>Besides, winters really suck without Coco&#8230;that&#8217;s science fact&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/080103_latenight_dl.jpg\" alt=\"080103_latenight_dl.jpg\" height=\"184\" width=\"273\" \/>(Chin can&#8217;t grow a beard by law)<\/p>\n<p>This whole time Carson is rolling in his grave shouting &#8220;Shit, I used to spin pianos on my face while unlocking a tiger cage with my penis for a laugh you lazy pricks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/johnny_carson_1966.jpg\" alt=\"johnny_carson_1966.jpg\" height=\"348\" width=\"270\" \/>(&#8220;I said Pucking Frick&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Last show tonight for Coco so tune in! Brian, Andy, and crew. You made one hell of a show. Now it&#8217;s time to hit the beach, get your drink on, and finally relax&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2312311898\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Classic match up! We have: Christmas Hair Vs. Loosing Hair, The Chin Vs. Gap Tooth, Classic Car Collector Vs. The Guy Who Fucks Other Women Besides His Wife&#8230; (Thunderdome them!) With Coco out of the way for a cool $45 million, these two old farts can bang heads&#8230; Again! Didn&#8217;t we already do this in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}