{"id":2436,"date":"2010-01-20T12:08:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T18:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2436"},"modified":"2010-01-20T12:08:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T18:08:07","slug":"wwjd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/20\/wwjd\/","title":{"rendered":"WWJD&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What Would Jews Do?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/superjew-menorah-man.jpg\" alt=\"superjew-menorah-man.jpg\" height=\"191\" width=\"268\" \/>(We need Menorah Man!)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what they&#8217;d do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Send back a sandwich at a deli when the meat is dry&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Tell their daughter Shoshana to &#8220;put some clothes on, or start charging for it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Wear sweat suits in Boca while touching fruit saying &#8220;Meh, I&#8217;ve seen better&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Tell a giant, mostly dead guy, and Spaniard to &#8220;have fun storming the castle&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/billy_crystal13.jpg\" alt=\"billy_crystal13.jpg\" height=\"157\" width=\"271\" \/>(You <em>are<\/em> the Brute Squad)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mass Message Sent Loud And Clear<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Brown won. Good for him. He&#8217;s basically a Tea Bagger candidate who claimed he was an &#8220;independent&#8221;, but really ended up voting with Republicans 96% of the time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/brown.jpg\" alt=\"brown.jpg\" height=\"397\" width=\"269\" \/>(Irony much?)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s repackaged Bush&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You getting this Obama and Democrats? If you don&#8217;t follow through on promises you made, then try being a 2009-10 version of 2000-2008, your out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/bush_whitehouse.jpg\" alt=\"bush_whitehouse.jpg\" height=\"183\" width=\"269\" \/>(Whoooops!)<\/p>\n<p>Plain and simple. You were elected to create a specific progressive agenda. If you can&#8217;t, then kindly get the fuck out of the way. You&#8217;re blocking traffic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Would Jews Do? (We need Menorah Man!) I&#8217;ll tell you what they&#8217;d do&#8230; -Send back a sandwich at a deli when the meat is dry&#8230; -Tell their daughter Shoshana to &#8220;put some clothes on, or start charging for it&#8221; -Wear sweat suits in Boca while touching fruit saying &#8220;Meh, I&#8217;ve seen better&#8221; -Tell a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}