{"id":24276,"date":"2018-05-02T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T20:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=24276"},"modified":"2018-05-02T14:55:43","modified_gmt":"2018-05-02T20:55:43","slug":"ty-cobb-runs-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/02\/ty-cobb-runs-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Ty Cobb &#8220;Runs&#8221; Away&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Spikes Up!&#8221; for old baseball player named<\/p>\n<p>Wilford Brimley look A like Lawyer Ty Cobb<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-24277\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cobb-lawyer-gty-er-170714_16x9_608-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cobb-lawyer-gty-er-170714_16x9_608-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cobb-lawyer-gty-er-170714_16x9_608.jpg 608w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/>(So long!)<\/p>\n<p>Is Now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/gma\/white-house-lawyer-ty-cobb-says-retiring-end-170303502--abc-news-topstories.html\">LEAVING<\/a>. Oooooooooops. So Much<\/p>\n<p>winning. As all the Waters get bloodier and<\/p>\n<p>bloodier with Bodies; Legally Speaking, the<\/p>\n<p>sharks are a Circling for a feast. Even Legal<\/p>\n<p>Zoom just blocked Trump (Yes I&#8217;m kidding)<\/p>\n<p>But in this Insane day-to-day Clusterfuck it<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sounds&#8221; About Right. This Means, Trumps<\/p>\n<p>last best chance at Avoiding jail falls to one<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ksdk.com\/mobile\/article\/news\/nation-now\/ty-cobbs-departure-means-donald-trumps-legal-team-has-almost-completely-turned-over\/465-7615c188-7902-4a92-b1fa-7642ea7d1d76\">Rudy &#8220;Clueless Ass&#8221; Giullani<\/a>. Ha Ha Ha Ha!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-18529\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/sept-11-anniversary-300x190.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/sept-11-anniversary-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/sept-11-anniversary-1024x648.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/sept-11-anniversary.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/>(&lt;-You&#8217;re toast!)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s like Trusting All Of Your Finances To<\/p>\n<p>Curly from Three Stooges. You&#8217;ll be &#8220;broke&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>before Sundown. Want to see A Fun Classic<\/p>\n<p>sketch from Kids In The Hall about Trumps<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Legal&#8221; Defense right now?!?!?!? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lJsQDPK-vvg\">Enjoy this<\/a><\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Speaking Of Insanely Tone Deaf Dumb<br \/>\n<em>Mother Fuckers<\/em>, Con-Yay West, Doesn&#8217;t Know<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/gma\/kanye-west-responds-backlash-over-slavery-comments-calling-155004920--abc-news-music.html\">ANYTHING About History<\/a>, Facts, Slavery, The<br \/>\nCivil War or Reality About These United States<br \/>\nNOTE II: Cambridge Analytica <a href=\"https:\/\/uk.news.yahoo.com\/cambridge-analytica-shuts-down-amid-201345823.html\">Is Closing<\/a>. Ohh<br \/>\nOf COURSE They Are. The Damage, Is Already<br \/>\nDone. They Had Facebook &#8220;Data Breaches&#8221; So<br \/>\nNow, That Trump Is In Office, They Run Away<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1244973298\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Spikes Up!&#8221; for old baseball player named Wilford Brimley look A like Lawyer Ty Cobb (So long!) Is Now LEAVING. Oooooooooops. So Much winning. As all the Waters get bloodier and bloodier with Bodies; Legally Speaking, the sharks are a Circling for a feast. Even Legal Zoom just blocked Trump (Yes I&#8217;m kidding) But in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}