{"id":242,"date":"2008-09-24T09:30:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2008-09-24T09:30:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:30:26","slug":"chump-towers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/24\/chump-towers\/","title":{"rendered":"Chump Towers…"},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re putting the finishing touches on Trump Towers<\/em> in Chicago…<\/p>\n

\"trump-tower.jpg\"(Looks like a dead ferret)<\/p>\n

Trump is a fart..loud, smelly, and clears a room…<\/p>\n

Bailout Schmailout<\/strong><\/p>\n

The administration who ruined our economy, now wants a blank check worth 700 Billion. Only thing is they don’t want any<\/em> “oversight” according to section 8 of their 3-page plan: “Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.”<\/p>\n

What? If my kid is running around destroying my entire home, lighting fires, stabbing pets, smearing shit on walls, and screaming…I don’t go buy them new toys!?!?!? Here’s my<\/em> simple 3 step plan to fix the economy. Spank the shit out of those responsible petulant little asses, yell, “Stop u asshats!”, and send them to their room without dinner while “your father and I try to fix the mess you created”…<\/p>\n

\"idiot.jpg\"(E: The level of my stupidity)
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\nIn the “Shocking News That Isn’t Shocking News” Department <\/strong><\/p>\n

Clay Akin is gay!<\/p>\n

\"clay.jpg\"(The only person who doesn’t know you’re gay is you)<\/p>\n

We also discovered that cars use gas, crack whores are skinny, and water is wet…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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