{"id":2409,"date":"2010-01-14T10:42:25","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T16:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2010-01-14T11:43:32","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:43:32","slug":"pat-robertson-doctor-douchebag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/14\/pat-robertson-doctor-douchebag\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Robertson = Doctor Douchebag…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pat Robertson linked the earthquake in Haiti to a “pact with the devil” entered into by the Haitian people in the 18th century in a bid to defeat French colonizers.<\/p>\n

\"pat-robertson-coco-clock.JPG\"(Nuttier than a peanut factory)<\/p>\n

Then he proceeded to steal $ from old people and stab a baby in the face…<\/p>\n

All in the name of god…<\/p>\n

He claimed, “Something happened a long time ago in Haiti…they swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.'”<\/p>\n

“The devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal’<\/p>\n

And ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”<\/p>\n

Don’t know if you heard, but Pat does a killer impression of the Crypt Keeper…<\/p>\n

\"pat-robertson-middle-finger.jpg\"\u00c2\u00a0 \"crypt-keeper-perfect.jpg\"<\/p>\n

Pat Robertson is what creepy rich hate-filled old white guys become when they claim to be a spokes-person for god. Hey Pat, since you know who’s “cursed”, and who’s in “gods favor”, yet you’re never been in the “cursed” group, I’ll put $50 of my own cheddar that you, no matter how “in favor” with god, can’t cheat death…<\/p>\n

Death is currently winning 347,586,903,509,304,603,301 to 0<\/p>\n

The really super mega ironic part of this whole thing is his own “Operation Blessing” is actually sending millions of dollars in medication and relief workers to Haiti…<\/p>\n

\"cat-shock.jpg\"(Say what?!?!?)<\/p>\n

I guess when you get older, you get to talk out of both sides of your assface…<\/p>\n

Fair enough. Have a day!<\/p>\n

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