{"id":24060,"date":"2018-04-11T16:26:16","date_gmt":"2018-04-11T22:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=24060"},"modified":"2018-04-11T16:49:11","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T22:49:11","slug":"ryan-gone-putins-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/11\/ryan-gone-putins-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Gone, Putin&#8217;s Bitch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Republican <em>Wreaker Of The House<\/em> Paul Ryan<\/p>\n<p>is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dallasnews.com\/news\/politics\/2018\/04\/11\/paul-ryans-departure-sends-shudders-gop-white-house\">leaving<\/a> cause he knows he&#8217;s gettin&#8217; housed<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-24061\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/XNGLM4DAXZAATDSUSGTNBUTBM4-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"367\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/XNGLM4DAXZAATDSUSGTNBUTBM4-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/XNGLM4DAXZAATDSUSGTNBUTBM4-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/XNGLM4DAXZAATDSUSGTNBUTBM4-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/XNGLM4DAXZAATDSUSGTNBUTBM4.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" \/>(&lt;-Whore For The 1%)<\/p>\n<p>He would be nationally humiliated (As if he is<\/p>\n<p>not already?!?!?) &amp; wants NO part of that. So,<\/p>\n<p>he&#8217;s running Away to either take A) a lobbyin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>job or B) &#8220;Lawn Jockey&#8221; for the Koch brothers<\/p>\n<p>So long you Gutless lying Partisan Fraud Prick<\/p>\n<p>who solely Worked for the Top 1%, racking up<\/p>\n<p>massive Deficits and &#8220;Lying&#8221; About everything<\/p>\n<p>He will not even Be Remembered what so ever<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-23880\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Trump-looking-like-an-anus-hole-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Trump-looking-like-an-anus-hole-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Trump-looking-like-an-anus-hole.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/>&lt;-Sewage Plant)<\/p>\n<p>in any Honest, Productive Way. So long ya shit<\/p>\n<p>And ALL He Did Was Pass Tax Cuts, then leave<\/p>\n<p>as EVERYONE Already &#8216;Told You&#8217; he Was doing<\/p>\n<p>and he lied about that every day, until&#8230;..today<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Fuckers trying run before their day<\/p>\n<p>in Court is Coming fast, Trumpy decided to use<\/p>\n<p>his idea <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnsnews.com\/news\/article\/melanie-arter\/trump-i-dont-talk-about-military-response\">Of Never &#8220;Telling The Enemy<\/a> What we<\/p>\n<p>are doing&#8221;&#8230;.by telling Putin &amp; Syria what we&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/in.reuters.com\/article\/mideast-crisis-syria\/trump-signals-strikes-against-syria-lays-into-assad-ally-russia-idINKBN1HI1BM?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=topNews&amp;utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FINtopNews+%28News+%2F+IN+%2F+Top+News%29&amp;utm_content=Yahoo+Search+Results\">doing<\/a>. WTF?!?! This man and the entire TeaOP<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22856\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/daily-news-mourns-the-death-of-the-republican-party-killed-by-epidemic-of-trump-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"364\" height=\"182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/daily-news-mourns-the-death-of-the-republican-party-killed-by-epidemic-of-trump-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/daily-news-mourns-the-death-of-the-republican-party-killed-by-epidemic-of-trump.jpg 702w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/>(So long)<\/p>\n<p>are undone. It&#8217;s over. They&#8217;re on deaths door so<\/p>\n<p>you will be watching them pull the Plug &amp; Hiding<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Trump Always <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnsnews.com\/news\/article\/melanie-arter\/trump-i-dont-talk-about-military-response\">Said<\/a>, &#8220;I don&#8217;t tell Folks What<br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna do&#8221; Now Telegraphing A Syrian Bombin&#8217;<br \/>\nOR, He Could Get Any Attack Coordinates, Directly<br \/>\nFrom Putin Himself, Hitting An Abandoned Place, &amp;<br \/>\nMakin&#8217; Sure its Insured For Millions Ahead Of Time<br \/>\nNOTE II: John <em>Boehner Boy<\/em> Is Now Mr. 4\/20?!?!?!?<br \/>\nHe Is Now Supporting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.13newsnow.com\/article\/news\/nation-now\/john-boehner-former-house-speaker-joining-cannabis-company-board\/465-033e5816-8f67-4d65-aad8-2ca16f095d06\">Weed Legalization<\/a> And I Got<br \/>\nTo Say&#8230;&#8230;..COOL! He Was Clearly Just An Actor For<br \/>\nPay Playing The &#8216;Republican Villain&#8217;. I Idea Is Being<br \/>\nOn The Right Side Of History &amp; Proper Legalization<br \/>\nIS <em>The<\/em> <em>Future<\/em> For This Regulated, Taxable, Windfall<br \/>\nUPDATE: Even Republican Congressman, Who Goes<br \/>\nOn FOX Defending Trump Says <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/gop-congressman-rips-trump-in-insane-tirade-to-journo-evil-really-fcking-stupid-forrest-gump\/\">This shit<\/a> &#8220;I wish the<br \/>\nmotherfucker would just go away we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re goin to lose<br \/>\nthe House, lose the Senate &amp; lose a bunch of states<br \/>\nbecause of him&#8230;he&#8217;s taking us all down&#8230;&#8230;fuck him&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2962976798\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Republican Wreaker Of The House Paul Ryan is leaving cause he knows he&#8217;s gettin&#8217; housed (&lt;-Whore For The 1%) He would be nationally humiliated (As if he is not already?!?!?) &amp; wants NO part of that. So, he&#8217;s running Away to either take A) a lobbyin&#8217; job or B) &#8220;Lawn Jockey&#8221; for the Koch brothers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}