{"id":2403,"date":"2010-01-13T11:33:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T17:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2403"},"modified":"2010-01-13T11:33:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T17:33:40","slug":"nbcs-must-flee-late-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/13\/nbcs-must-flee-late-night\/","title":{"rendered":"NBC’s “Must-Flee” Late Night…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve heard it all by now. The war with NBC, Leno, and Conan…<\/p>\n

\"conan-the-barbarian.JPG\"(Wrong Conan)<\/p>\n

It’s not really a “war” so much as an NBC brass back peddle trying to fix reality…<\/p>\n

What rhymes with Zucker? Sucker, Ducker, Trucker, Mother Fucker…<\/p>\n

Yep. NBC executives really stuck their wenis in the ol’ scheduling pie this time…<\/p>\n

\"nbc.jpg\"(Noice!)<\/p>\n

This is more screwed up than Joan Rivers plastic surgery. At one point NBC actually had a show on their schedule called “Mistakes”. Pretty ironic if you ask me…<\/p>\n

Sadly, this problem also gives a whole new meaning to the term “3-way”…<\/p>\n

\"capt8a5dc27fbebc49c49c3cfa0f022d494anbc_leno_ny120.jpg\"(PPV dude-orgy?)<\/p>\n

Conan wrote a note to NBC brass. Luckily we have it here it is in photo form:<\/p>\n

\"conan-yelling.jpg\"(If you do, I quit)<\/p>\n

With Conan maybe leaving, Letterman still won’t get a show offer from NBC…<\/p>\n

For Letterman NBC stands for No Body’s Calling…<\/p>\n

Meh, they should do a show together with just Jay Leno’s Chin and Conan’s Hair…<\/p>\n

Let’s call it “Long Face & High Hair”<\/em>. You could also try “Mac Tonight & The Mick”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"mcto.gif\"(It’s Leno’s doppelganger)<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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