{"id":2390,"date":"2010-01-09T13:21:29","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T19:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2390"},"modified":"2010-01-09T13:21:29","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T19:21:29","slug":"shake-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/09\/shake-weight\/","title":{"rendered":"Shake Weight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or masturbation simulator?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shakeweight_cartform1995.jpg\" alt=\"shakeweight_cartform1995.jpg\" height=\"393\" width=\"272\" \/>(Act now &amp; loose your dignity)<\/p>\n<p>You <a href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/index\/hilarious-shake-weight-exercise-for-women.html\">decide<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next. After a work out, does it shoot skin cream out all over your face?<\/p>\n<p>Wow. Just. Wow&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>RIP Gumby<\/strong> <strong>Guy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gumby&#8217;s creator Art Clokey passed away. He was 89. Gumby is now 55 years-old. In 5 years he can retire his bendable claymation skating around on one leg ways&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gumby-creator.jpg\" alt=\"gumby-creator.jpg\" height=\"356\" width=\"268\" \/>(Which one is which?)<\/p>\n<p>But til then, it&#8217;s back to the salt mines my creepy bendable green chap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or masturbation simulator? (Act now &amp; loose your dignity) You decide&#8230; What&#8217;s next. After a work out, does it shoot skin cream out all over your face? Wow. Just. Wow&#8230; RIP Gumby Guy Gumby&#8217;s creator Art Clokey passed away. He was 89. Gumby is now 55 years-old. In 5 years he can retire his bendable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}