{"id":2381,"date":"2010-01-07T15:54:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T21:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2010-01-08T10:10:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T16:10:20","slug":"mother-naturebi-polar-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/07\/mother-naturebi-polar-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother Nature:Bi-polar Bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Snow big deal!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/snow-trucks.jpg\" alt=\"snow-trucks.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"269\" \/>(Yippie! Death driving)<\/p>\n<p>Most people don&#8217;t want 10 inches. Unless you&#8217;re a porn star or have a vagina the size of the Holland tunnel. At that point, anything smaller is like driving a bike in it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t even touch the walls&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Midwest is getting hammered with snow and wind chills into the -40&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/funny-snow-couch.jpg\" alt=\"funny-snow-couch.jpg\" height=\"180\" width=\"270\" \/>(Change the channel. It&#8217;s snowy)<\/p>\n<p>Schools in parts of <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1262898172_20\">Nebraska<\/span>, Minnesota, South Dakota, Oklahoma, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, <span class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1262898172_21\">Georgia<\/span> canceled classes because of the weather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In fairness Alabama, Georgia, and Kentucky did because no one shows up anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zing!<\/p>\n<p>With the amount of snow, it looks like some posh exclusive country club&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/guy-in-snow.jpg\" alt=\"guy-in-snow.jpg\" height=\"219\" width=\"272\" \/>(Dandruff problem?)<\/p>\n<p>Everyone you see is white. Double zing!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snow big deal! (Yippie! Death driving) Most people don&#8217;t want 10 inches. Unless you&#8217;re a porn star or have a vagina the size of the Holland tunnel. At that point, anything smaller is like driving a bike in it&#8230; You won&#8217;t even touch the walls&#8230; The Midwest is getting hammered with snow and wind chills [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}