{"id":2377,"date":"2010-01-06T14:12:21","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T20:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2377"},"modified":"2010-01-06T14:13:28","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T20:13:28","slug":"3-democracts-retire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/06\/3-democracts-retire\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Democracts Retire!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now it’s just convincing the rest in congress to do the same…<\/p>\n

\"senator-dorgan.jpg\"(Senator Byron Dorgan quits)<\/p>\n

Zing!<\/p>\n

We need new blood. People with vision, not cataracts, potato sized prostates…<\/p>\n

And people whose fucking votes aren’t already owned…<\/p>\n

\"rimshotbadumtsh.jpg\"(Smooth baby, real smooooooth)<\/p>\n

One is Senator Chris “AIG lapdog fart hammock” Dodd, so that’s good news…<\/p>\n

All told, they’re loosing 2 senators, and one governor…<\/p>\n

And Rod Blowjevich doesn’t count…<\/p>\n

Jesus Fries?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"christ-potato.jpg\"(It’s Spuds McNazareth)<\/p>\n

When you find a Christ like cross in your potato, do you:<\/p>\n

A) Drop to you knees singing the praise of Jesus
\nB) Make it crucify itself
\nC) Change your last name to Christpotato
\nD) Sell it on Ebay with a minimum bid of $1,000<\/p>\n

Try D on for size. Yep. Folks from Iowa City IA. want to “cash in on Christ”…<\/p>\n

I never feel bad for the people selling this naturally silly accidental shit…<\/p>\n

As much as the hoof dragging morons who buy it. They must have more baggage than flight 347 from Detroit to India with three stops to think it’ll save em…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now it’s just convincing the rest in congress to do the same… (Senator Byron Dorgan quits) Zing! We need new blood. People with vision, not cataracts, potato sized prostates… And people whose fucking votes aren’t already owned… (Smooth baby, real smooooooth) One is Senator Chris “AIG lapdog fart hammock” Dodd, so that’s good news… All […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}