Falcon? Fuckin’?<\/a> How do you say it?”…<\/p>\nNo big deal.<\/p>\n
I love how the media tries to yell at us as if shit like this is serious or important…<\/p>\n
But when a passenger thwarts a terrorist attack in the sky, it’s time to move on…<\/p>\n
But this fire haired harlot says “Fuckin'” and it’s time to run for the hills…<\/p>\n
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(Oh hi, I’m fired aren’t I?)<\/p>\n
Your kids hear sicker shit on the playground daily. I should know, I provided my school playground with hours of M-rated stuff about farts, vomit, and babies…<\/p>\n
And that was just in 3rd grade…<\/p>\n
Mars Rover, Mars Rover…<\/strong><\/p>\nSend a repair bot over! Out of the two mars rovers only Spirit seems to always fail…<\/p>\n
It’s like the underachieving jag-off kid in a set of twins…<\/p>\n
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(Is that Nevada, where’s the casinos?)<\/p>\n
Now it’s stuck in a sand trap, just like Tiger Woods entire life…<\/p>\n
Shut Up Dick<\/strong><\/p>\nI can’t remember ever hearing more from an ex-vice president<\/p>\n
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(A marked improvement)<\/p>\n
Even Al Bore shut up. He’s trying to conserve his “green house emissions”…<\/p>\n
But ol’ Dick just can’t help living up to his namesake. Cheney said last week that Obama is “trying to pretend” that the U.S. is not at war with terrorists.<\/p>\n
Really Dick? No, really<\/em>? So his escalation of troops in Afghanistan, his address to troops at West Point on the war, his inaugural address<\/span> where he said “we’re at war with this international network of terrorists”, and after the recent mid-air failed attack he quickly responded to, all didn’t actually happen?<\/p>\n![\"dick-cheney-funny-as-hell.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/dick-cheney-funny-as-hell.jpg\")
(It’s to the point)<\/p>\n
In fairness, Dick still thinks he’s in office, his flawed middle east neo-con policy works, and he “made no mistakes what-so-ever”. Funny, but the people most detached from reality get the most pissed off at the people firmly grounded in reality.<\/p>\n
Because they remind the “Dick’s” that they’re nucking futs…<\/p>\n
Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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(Happy Falcon New Year!)<\/p>\n