{"id":2350,"date":"2009-12-28T09:48:35","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T15:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2350"},"modified":"2009-12-28T09:48:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T15:48:35","slug":"the-santa-gang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/28\/the-santa-gang\/","title":{"rendered":"The Santa Gang…"},"content":{"rendered":"

They run guns, booze, weed, knock off banks, and have to be in bed by 7pm…<\/p>\n

\"captphoto_1261697604892-1-0.jpg\"(“We’re only five bitch!”)<\/p>\n

This gutsy group of thumb suckers is known only as “Santa’s Gang”…<\/p>\n

The middle one Jacob “Bed Head” Goldstein is the brains…<\/p>\n

Then there’s Eddy “Iron Lung” Wacowitz on the right who’s great with explosives…<\/p>\n

Followed up by Michael “The Nose” Keneblesburger on the left who’s the muscle…<\/p>\n

They go through hookers like letters go though stamps. Mother issues…<\/p>\n

Watch out, before they knock over your town soon…<\/p>\n

Fuck You!<\/strong><\/p>\n

You heard me. You morons. You lying lushes. You big insurance lapdogs…<\/p>\n

\"captfc461d91a5cd4757b288e3aedaa2851aaptopix_obama_health_care_overhaul_dcev108.jpg\"(Come on! Seriously!)<\/p>\n

You will pass a bill with no public option or single payer, yet make insurance mandatory? Are you serious? That makes you colossal cowards of congress.<\/p>\n

If you do this, you’ll have let down the people that elected you and will pay in 2010<\/p>\n

What else is new? You’re the Tiger Woods of politics…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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