{"id":2347,"date":"2009-12-26T09:42:22","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T15:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2009-12-26T09:52:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T15:52:35","slug":"hows-your-ass-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/26\/hows-your-ass-been\/","title":{"rendered":"How&#8217;s Your Ass Been?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For Charlie Sheen, it&#8217;ll be sore today after going to jail yesterday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/capt95e1bbbf61f24a3db90876da85568f30charlie_sheen_arrest_ny125.jpg\" alt=\"capt95e1bbbf61f24a3db90876da85568f30charlie_sheen_arrest_ny125.jpg\" height=\"337\" width=\"270\" \/>(More like <em>Two And A Half Months<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>He was arrested spending yesterday placed in an Aspen Colorado jail cell on <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1261838172_1\">domestic violence allegations against<\/span> his wife of 19 months Brooke Mueller.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/captphoto_1261798304644-3-0.jpg\" alt=\"captphoto_1261798304644-3-0.jpg\" height=\"402\" width=\"270\" \/>(&#8220;Bang, pow, right to the slopes!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>He then battered a fading career, fathers good name, and any sense of shame&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I like this guy. He beats woman, but apparently forgets to use a &#8220;safety word&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Something like &#8220;Dingo Boy&#8221;, Diamond Anus&#8221;, or &#8220;Parole&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Charlie Sheen, it&#8217;ll be sore today after going to jail yesterday&#8230; (More like Two And A Half Months) He was arrested spending yesterday placed in an Aspen Colorado jail cell on domestic violence allegations against his wife of 19 months Brooke Mueller. (&#8220;Bang, pow, right to the slopes!&#8221;) He then battered a fading career, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}