{"id":2343,"date":"2009-12-24T10:39:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T16:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2009-12-24T10:39:45","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T16:39:45","slug":"santas-wife-delayed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/24\/santas-wife-delayed\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa&#8217;s Wife Delayed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Due to bad weather. She&#8217;s forced to wait in JFK airport until is clears up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/r1097064603.jpg\" alt=\"r1097064603.jpg\" height=\"216\" width=\"276\" \/>(Chair: &#8220;Jesus fuck, help me&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Looks like Santa is on his own tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s Christmas Steve!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My grandma is really hard of hearing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/grandmaportrait.jpg\" alt=\"grandmaportrait.jpg\" height=\"405\" width=\"271\" \/>(Nana!)<\/p>\n<p>But how I do still love her. She makes me hand made scarves, and cooks for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When I said, &#8220;Merry Christmas Eve!&#8221;, she said, &#8220;Who the hell is Christmas Steve?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where ever you&#8217;re at, Merry Christmas Steve!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Due to bad weather. She&#8217;s forced to wait in JFK airport until is clears up&#8230; (Chair: &#8220;Jesus fuck, help me&#8221;) Looks like Santa is on his own tonight&#8230; It&#8217;s Christmas Steve! My grandma is really hard of hearing&#8230; (Nana!) But how I do still love her. She makes me hand made scarves, and cooks for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}