{"id":2329,"date":"2009-12-21T13:29:32","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T19:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2329"},"modified":"2009-12-26T09:53:43","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T15:53:43","slug":"i-spit-in-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/21\/i-spit-in-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"I Spit In Your Face&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have different people who do different stupid things in life.<\/p>\n<p>After all, that&#8217;s what makes it worth living&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But this sack of spank sauce, this mobis, this\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pettube.com\/other_animals\/bad_kisser.html\">clownish farthole<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0takes the cake&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/34260140_d5a1c0659e.jpg\" alt=\"34260140_d5a1c0659e.jpg\" height=\"183\" width=\"274\" \/>(Spity McGee!)<\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows Llama&#8217;s spit. If you don&#8217;t, you find out damn quick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/dalai-lama.jpg\" alt=\"dalai-lama.jpg\" height=\"207\" width=\"272\" \/>(Wait, wrong Lama)<\/p>\n<p>Learn from guys like &#8220;Meat Head Lou Ferrigno&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now you know, and knowing&#8217;s half the battle&#8230;G.I. Jerko&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-weight: bold; white-space: pre\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',Times,serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; white-space: normal; line-height: 20px\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Murphy Death Leaves\u00c2\u00a0Everyone Clueless&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Actress Brittany Murphy died yesterday from causes unknown.<\/p>\n<p>She had flue-like symptoms in the days before her passing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/captphoto_1261349583585-1-0.jpg\" alt=\"captphoto_1261349583585-1-0.jpg\" height=\"386\" width=\"269\" \/>(What chu talking bout death?)<\/p>\n<p>Some people on the inside are claiming that she died because she was a Girl Interrupted, who ran 8 Miles a day, in Sin City right after she was Just Married&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Too soon? Yeah, to soon.\u00c2\u00a0RIP Murph&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1229158128\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have different people who do different stupid things in life. After all, that&#8217;s what makes it worth living&#8230; But this sack of spank sauce, this mobis, this\u00c2\u00a0clownish farthole\u00c2\u00a0takes the cake&#8230; (Spity McGee!) Everyone knows Llama&#8217;s spit. If you don&#8217;t, you find out damn quick&#8230; (Wait, wrong Lama) Learn from guys like &#8220;Meat Head Lou [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}