{"id":2312,"date":"2009-12-16T13:07:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T19:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2009-12-16T13:07:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T19:07:54","slug":"obama-writes-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/16\/obama-writes-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama Writes Letter…"},"content":{"rendered":"

To Kim Jong-Il…<\/p>\n

\"kin-jong-il.jpg\"(Oh, heerrrrroo)<\/p>\n

Luckily we were able to get a copy. Want to see it? Well here you go…<\/p>\n

Dear Shorty(hip-hop term, not height term),<\/em><\/p>\n

What’s crackin biznitch? Hey, since it’s the holiday season, could you please not be a total cocksucker and make sure to tell us if you’re continuing nuclear programs to make a bomb in order to kill us? Cause if you are, that’d be super douchey. True dat.<\/em><\/p>\n

Yo dog, can you do me a favor and tell us by year’s end? Otherwise I’ll be forced to send you another letter with a really threatening tone like a collection agent. Nobody wants to get angry letters with a threatening tone from people far away…<\/em><\/p>\n

Enclosed is a McDonalds gift card for $25. The bad part is it’s only worth -234 won. Sorry, we had a really really shitty year bro, but still wanted to get you something. Me and the lady were going to swing into town in about a year and was wondering if you could hook us up with a killer suite at the newly constructed Ryugyong Hotel? You know, since you’re the “Surpreme Leader” and all. It’s cool if you can’t.<\/em><\/p>\n

Do you have a Red Roof Inn, Motel 6, or Ho Jo cause they work too? Have a happy New Year or whatever you call it, and don’t go blowing anything up. Peace out!<\/em><\/p>\n

Your home slice MC,<\/em><\/p>\n

Ba “Rock” Obama<\/em><\/p>\n

\"kim-jong-il-photo.jpg\"(These shades suck, fetch me new one’s)<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To Kim Jong-Il… (Oh, heerrrrroo) Luckily we were able to get a copy. Want to see it? Well here you go… Dear Shorty(hip-hop term, not height term), What’s crackin biznitch? Hey, since it’s the holiday season, could you please not be a total cocksucker and make sure to tell us if you’re continuing nuclear programs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}