{"id":2307,"date":"2009-12-15T10:45:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T16:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2009-12-15T10:45:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T16:45:39","slug":"irony-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/15\/irony-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Irony Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Palin stars in a new kids book called &#8220;Help! Mom! Radicals Are Running My Country!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/palin-book.jpg\" alt=\"palin-book.jpg\" height=\"184\" width=\"244\" \/>(Help! Dumbfucks Ruined Our Country)<\/p>\n<p>What was the #3 returned website when searching for this book?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, PolishNews.com(I shit you not)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Katharine DeBrecht\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 2nd book. Her 1st venture in kids books was called &#8220;Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed&#8221;. You might be noticing a theme here.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/palin-kids-book-page.jpg\" alt=\"palin-kids-book-page.jpg\" height=\"139\" width=\"244\" \/>(Kid: &#8220;Wow! Five lipsticks in 1 purse?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Projection much? To Sarah, Fox, Rush-a-roni, Hannity, and Tea Baggers I say this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If not for your shit flinging insane shenanigans, people might take you seriously&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/shennigans-resturant.jpg\" alt=\"shennigans-resturant.jpg\" height=\"165\" width=\"244\" \/>(Wait, not those shenanigans)<\/p>\n<p>Neo-con&#8217;s, Tea Bagger&#8217;s, and birther&#8217;s are to politics what Scientology is to religion&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You people are nuttier than squirrel shit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re only at 7 now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/spinaltap-volume-best.jpg\" alt=\"spinaltap-volume-best.jpg\" height=\"149\" width=\"247\" \/>(Goes to 11)<\/p>\n<p>And this one goes to 11&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Palin stars in a new kids book called &#8220;Help! Mom! Radicals Are Running My Country!&#8221; (Help! Dumbfucks Ruined Our Country) What was the #3 returned website when searching for this book? That&#8217;s right, PolishNews.com(I shit you not) It&#8217;s Katharine DeBrecht\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 2nd book. Her 1st venture in kids books was called &#8220;Help! Mom! There Are Liberals [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}