{"id":2304,"date":"2009-12-14T11:07:09","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T17:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2304"},"modified":"2009-12-14T11:07:09","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T17:07:09","slug":"who-would-endorse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/14\/who-would-endorse\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Would Endorse&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tiger now?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger-with-hat.jpg\" alt=\"tiger-with-hat.jpg\" height=\"441\" width=\"269\" \/>(Do I have to give the hat back?)<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking, but trust me. When one door shuts, five more open&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s America baby&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a &#8220;different brand&#8221; right now. Advertisers can still use him as the &#8220;bad boy&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a starter list:<\/p>\n<p>-Viagra\/any erectile medication<br \/>\n-Any hotel chain with the tag line &#8220;It&#8217;ll Be Our Lil&#8217; Secret&#8221;<br \/>\n-Trojan condoms<br \/>\n-The TV show &#8220;Cheaters&#8221;<br \/>\n-Swingers Club Of America<br \/>\n-Huggy Bear Airlines<br \/>\n-Hennessy &#8220;When it&#8217;s time to fuck&#8230;someone other than your wife&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/huggy-bear.jpg\" alt=\"huggy-bear.jpg\" height=\"209\" width=\"271\" \/>(I really want to see Huggy Bear Airlines)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m curious if Tiger knows how much comedians appreciate him for doing this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Shit, you&#8217;re getting a x-mas card AND a gift.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;ll have to be in 2010 cause I&#8217;m broke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-550747951\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tiger now? (Do I have to give the hat back?) I know what you&#8217;re thinking, but trust me. When one door shuts, five more open&#8230; It&#8217;s America baby&#8230; He&#8217;s a &#8220;different brand&#8221; right now. Advertisers can still use him as the &#8220;bad boy&#8221;&#8230; Here&#8217;s a starter list: -Viagra\/any erectile medication -Any hotel chain with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}