{"id":2300,"date":"2009-12-12T14:36:48","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T20:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2009-12-21T13:39:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T19:39:35","slug":"tiger-picks-up-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/12\/tiger-picks-up-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Picks Up Ball&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And goes home. He&#8217;s taking an &#8220;indefinite break&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger-woods-shitty-lie.jpg\" alt=\"tiger-woods-shitty-lie.jpg\" height=\"317\" width=\"270\" \/>(He had a shitty lie. Zing!)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s calling it quits. Done. Finito. Ova&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Guess he wants to work on his marriage or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know, the thing he was supposed to do when he actually GOT married&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger-woods-tongue.jpg\" alt=\"tiger-woods-tongue.jpg\" height=\"188\" width=\"269\" \/>(That&#8217;s why the ladies love him)<\/p>\n<p>She should let him play to bring them in more $, but put a lo-jack on his wenis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anytime he gets a boner it goes off.<\/p>\n<p>Then she has three security guards around to find out why. I like that idea. After all, just because he&#8217;s a cheating dick knocker doesn&#8217;t mean he stops working&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/woods-endorsements.jpg\" alt=\"woods-endorsements.jpg\" height=\"252\" width=\"273\" \/>(Say buh-bye to big endorsements)<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And goes home. He&#8217;s taking an &#8220;indefinite break&#8221;&#8230; (He had a shitty lie. Zing!) He&#8217;s calling it quits. Done. Finito. Ova&#8230; Guess he wants to work on his marriage or something&#8230; You know, the thing he was supposed to do when he actually GOT married&#8230; (That&#8217;s why the ladies love him) She should let him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}